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Why Are the Best and Brightest Not Flooding DARPA?

Posted by samzenpus on Wed Jun 18, 2008 07:11 PM
from the getting-paid-in-the-private-sector dept.
David W. White writes "Wired mag's Danger Room carried an article today that highlighted how desperate the US Military's DARPA has become in its attempts to bring in additional brain power. The tactics include filmed testimonials, folders and even playing cards all screaming join DARPA! Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?"
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  • Well... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Aussenseiter (1241842) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:13PM (#23847877)
    I assume they're worried that they'll be the tragic victims of mysterious heart attacks.
  • Umm... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:16PM (#23847905)
    intelligent and well educated people don't want to work for an organization that supports torture and oppression?

    Even ignoring the hyperbole, maybe they don't want to work for a group who's expressed purpose is to kill people.
    • Even ignoring the hyperbole, maybe they don't want to work for a group who's expressed purpose is to kill people.

      This is nonsense, of course. In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry. Leornardo da Vinci comes to mind. The problem is has to do with what Thomas Kuhn wrote about in "The Structure of Scientific Revolution". DARPA relies on a filtering mechanism that employs academics. Academics are not open to new ideas that may upset their world view. New Einsteins would do just that, disrupt their world view. They therefore tend to avoid organizations like DARPA and prefer to go it alone. Eventually, new paradigms are accepted and science experiences a seismic explosion of creativity. DARPA would do well to encourage disruptive ideas but, given that the old guard is in charge, I am not holding my breath. We might have to wait for them to die off, as Max Planck once suggested.
      • by AuMatar (183847) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:40PM (#23848923)
        No, its not nonsense. Noone said all of the best and the brightest refuse to do so, but a non-negligible portion do. I for instance, refuse to take any job that creates weapons, or from a company who's main purpose is to make weapons. I consider it equal to being a murderer.
      • In the past, plenty of highly intelligent people have contributed to warfare and advanced weaponry.

        This is a wise observation: for a particularly detailed account of one such person, read Richard Rhodes' Dark Sun: The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb [amazon.com]. It prominently features Edward Teller, who was the driving force behind the hydrogen bomb even when many of the other Manhattan project scientists, and most notably Oppenheimer, had lost their zeal for weaponry and their certainty that we are the good guys, as the GP argues.

        Note too that I pitched a theory as to why this is a problem [slashdot.org] in another comment.

      • by mako1138 (837520) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @09:23PM (#23849365)
        Sorry, what do weapons have to do with scientific revolutions?

        Wernher von Braun and J. Robert Oppenheimer would be my examples of weapons scientists, but scientists can be pacifists, too. Joseph Rotblat [pugwash.org] quit the Manhattan project, and later received a Nobel for his efforts to encourage disarmament. Linus Pauling [wikipedia.org] had a change of heart after WWII and spoke out against nuclear testing, among other things. And I think that if you talk to people today, many will express reservations about working for the military-industrial complex.

        Regarding world views, Einstein had the "right" world view for the theories of relativity. However, his world view could not accommodate quantum mechanics. Despite facilitating a paradigm shift in one area of theory, Einstein was unable to accept a different shift in a different area.

        I disagree that "academics are not open to new ideas". The problem these days is that there are very few "disruptive" ideas. There are few new theories worth exploring; we are mostly nailing down the outer reaches of existing ones, and discovering that what we have got works extremely well. Every scientist wants to push the envelope. After all, scientists are rewarded with Nobel prizes for radically shifting our understanding of nature.

        We live in a post-Kuhn era, where the phrase "paradigm shift" is cliché. Scientists are well acquainted with his ideas, whether explicitly or implicitly. The last thing we need is a bunch of people telling us that we're locked into our paradigms, because it's simply not true. When the LHC starts up, everyone is hoping that new physics will be found, because accumulating more data to reinforce existing theories is not terribly exciting.
      • by IdahoEv (195056) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @10:22PM (#23849927) Homepage

        Yes, but the perceived moral superiority of one's state has a lot to do with people's willingness to support it. I would most happily have applied my talents to supporting US military technology efforts during WWII or even the cold war, when the US really did appear to be under existential threat.

        But in today's world, it looks to many of us more like our government has been picking wars they wanted to have and seeking justification afterwards ... even changing the justifications [about.com] when old ones become obsolute. They use sleazy legal loopholes ("Guantanamo is outside the US, and therefore does not qualify for us legal jurisdiction") to barely meet the letter of the law while grossly violating the spirit of international treaties that specify how moral nations ought to behave. And so I can't feel justified in supporting that effort technologically.

        Recent US military antics have leveraged the population's fear of from an attack that killed 3000 people to initiate a war with an unrelated country that has now resulted in the death of nearly a million people ... far more, per year, than ever died under the "horrible" dictator previously mismanaging said country.

        I know there are people who feel differently than I about these events - but many also feel the same or similarly. I am no pacifist, but I feel like my current government uses kindergarten logic internationally in ways that cost millions of human lives.

        That alone is plenty to keep me out of DARPA, and I suspect it is for many others as well.

        If there were a real external threat, I'd be supporting my nation's efforts to fight it as would any other good patriot. Right now, the greatest threat is from within.
          • Re:Kuhn, eh? (Score:5, Insightful)

            by Chris Burke (6130) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @11:32PM (#23850523) Homepage
            That's too bad because an anti-Turing revolution is precisely what is going to happen to computer science. The time is ripe for a revolution.

            Science welcomes such things, if in fact they pan out. And yes, they can suffer from opposition at first, but in the end results are what count, and starting a revolution is a good way to get your name in the history books. That's why we know the name Einstein, because overturned what you would call "orthodoxy", but I'd call a result that had survived any practical experimentation for centuries.

            Turing is basically the same as Newton in this situation. If you can disprove his theorems, or build a machine that operates under less restrictive assumptions, then get to it and make a name for yourself. The closest we've come even in theory is the quantum computer, which differs from Turing's machine in only some ways, not all. Practically there's been tremendous progress but it's still in it's infancy. This could be the very revolution you're saying is needed but not happening, even though it is happening as fast as the people working on it can do it, because it means their names may be remembered just like Turing's is.

            Saying science is like a religion, where nobody dares challenge the "orthodoxy", and there's a disincentive to upturning conventional thought, is freaking ludicrous claim in light of the facts.
  • by Dachannien (617929) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:18PM (#23847937)
    Yes, it's a government job, and the government gives pretty good benefits, but why work as a civil servant when you could get a higher-paying job in private industry doing work under contract for DARPA?

    • by TubeSteak (669689) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:43PM (#23848241) Journal

      but why work as a civil servant when you could get a higher-paying job in private industry doing work under contract for DARPA?
      From lowest salary to highest
      military --> civil servant --> private sector --> consultant

      As for why you'd work as a civil servant... it's really hard to get fired?
  • by WindowlessView (703773) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:19PM (#23847949)

    Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?

    We have a government that for 8 years has tried to outsource as many of its functions as possible to private firms that pay much better than the government itself. Geez, let me guess where smart people are hiding...

  • Because... (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:22PM (#23847985)
    ... "all the Einsteins" would do things like implement proper backing up of e-mails at the Whitehouse. Need I say more?
  • Likely Reasons (Score:5, Insightful)

    by weston (16146) * <westonsd@canncentral. o r g> on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:23PM (#23847989) Homepage
    1) It's getting harder to believe we're the good guys.

    2) The increasing view of government agencies as mismanaged and incapable (and the fact that we somewhat consistently elect candidates that loudly proclaim this outcome as immutable and inevitable), and public sector/military work as a refuge for the bureaucratic and dull.

    3) Business politics are marginally easier to put up with than ideological politics and graft.

    4) The private sector pays as well or better, and you probably don't have to relocate.

    4a) Fewer of the best and brightest don't choose technology/research, because it's quite clear our society values lawyers and management more.

  • by l0ungeb0y (442022) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:23PM (#23847995) Homepage Journal
    Who wouldn't be tripping over themselves trying to get a job with low pay, be saddled bureaucracy, receive no public recognition, have to pass periodic drug, credit and background checks for security clearance, get crappy benefits and with no stock options.

    Sounds like a dream job.
  • by computerman413 (1122419) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:25PM (#23848005)
    How about a music video with lyrics such as "APRAD nioj"?
  • by Geoffrey.landis (926948) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:25PM (#23848011) Homepage

    Where are all the Einsteins who want to be on the cutting edge for the Government?"

    Well, of course, DARPA doesn't do research. DARPA manages contracts with other organizations that do research.

    The Einsteins most likely want to be in the organizations that actually do the research.

  • by SpaFF (18764) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:27PM (#23848041) Homepage
    As someone who works as a government contractor, my guess is it is because government bureaucracy stifles innovation. Most smart minds would rather work in academia where they get more freedoms, less restrictions, and are more easily able to surround themselves with likeminded individuals.
  • Bad Karma (Score:5, Insightful)

    by mbrod (19122) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:28PM (#23848055) Homepage Journal
    Many scientists have wised up to the fact their fun invention today maybe burning the skin off some poor kid tomorrow.

    While they didn't do the actual killing, they do have other options available to them.
  • by Dr.Pete (1021137) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:31PM (#23848083) Journal
    As far as I can tell, from the article, it's DARPA lacking program managers that is the issue. A DARPA program manager allocates money, directs research within a program and decides if a particular group in the program is performing up to scratch. Sure, you have to be pretty well up on the state of the art in a fairly broad range of areas to succeed in doing this but, at the end of the day, you aren't actually doing any research. Working for DARPA is the scientific equivalent of middle management. Who gets into research to do that? This impression is gathered from the giant sample set of one DARPA program manager I've have the pleasure of working with, so I may have a skewed view on the whole operation.
    • by Octorian (14086) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:03PM (#23848473) Homepage
      This is what most people here simply don't know about DoD/Gov't employment. The people who work for the gov't in that world aren't doing interesting technical work. They're managing projects at a high level, sifting through requirements, sitting in meetings, and setting up contracts.

      Oh, and they've also taken lots of excruciatingly boring courses on understanding this process [dau.mil]. (ok, DARPA gets an exemption from that, but everyone else doesn't)

      Whenever you hear about a cool new DARPA/DoD project, its not the DARPA/DoD folks who are actually doing the cool work. Its non-gov't people working for some company the gov't has a contract with that actually have all the fun.
  • by nuzak (959558) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:41PM (#23848225) Journal
    Here's a free one: DARPA gives grants. Unless you want to be a grant administrator, chances are you don't really want to work for DARPA.

    A little, um, research into DARPA would have uncovered that insight.
  • by rlwhite (219604) <rogerwh@@@gmail...com> on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:41PM (#23848227)
    No one with real expertise wants to be stuck in a bureaucratic agency, shuffling the papers and attending meetings at least 6 hours a day. I've been a low-level engineer in one of the military's RDT&E agencies (not DARPA), and everyone there who has ever had any technical skill complains of skill atrophy, boredom, and endless unproductive bureaucracy. I was very lucky to get out while I could. One of the high-level managers there had been known to say that their strategy was to bring in the best and brightest technical minds they could and keep them 3-4 years until their skills had atrophied to the point that no one else would hire them.

    If the government wants to succeed here, they absolutely have to throw out all the rulebooks and start over. I've been in project groups that tried to do true engineering work within the government, and it was a resource management nightmare. It would take months to order most anything. Everytime I tried to do something, I always needed something I didn't have and couldn't get for a long time. What we have now is simply an exercise in getting people paychecks. This is the real government welfare system.
  • I'll tell you why (Score:5, Interesting)

    by giminy (94188) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:42PM (#23848235) Homepage Journal
    I spent two years of my life post-graduate school working at DoD research laboratories, and can say with some experience why Geeks should not join DARPA (or any government research lab). It can be summed up in one word: "research."

    Government labs no longer do the stuff for the most part. There are still some pockets left, but they are few and far between, and shrinking. I graduated with a MS in computer science, with a two-year focus on computer security. I was offered a job in a research team with with a DoD lab and eagerly took it. But it wasn't research. It was contract management. Essentially, I got to read research proposals from companies, and decide whether or not those companies would be funded for their ideas. My ability to influence the actual research of the companies was quite limited. I was able to come up with 'calls for proposals,' that is, statements of new topics that we'd like proposals on from companies. By the time these ideas were raped^Wvetted by the various program and contract managers, the descriptions were so incredibly vague that the proposals received in response to the call were completely off-topic. I got frustrated very early on and left.

    In my exit interview, I asked my supervisor to define research. His definition was adequate. I then asked him if that's what we did. He stammered a bit, and ultimately conceded that we, "facilitated research." We had a very interesting discussion. Due to research project overruns throughout the 80s, particularly with software projects, as well as the end of the Cold War, the Congress changed the focus of DoD research programs. New funding rules dictate that research projects are placed under contract. In this way, if a company is paid to do research and development on a project, and it fails to deliver, the government has some recourse. If actual government employees received funding and failed, there would not be much that congress could do to them (Congress could slash the non-salary portions of the failed project's budget, but that's not very intimidating to the employees when you think about it).

    The place where the 'cool' stuff happens these days is by the contractors. If you want to work on ARPA and DARPA quality work, start a small business and start winning on SBIR awards. I wouldn't recommend actually working for DARPA or a government research lab, though, unless you really want to be a contract manager and not be very hands-on with technology and ideas.
    • Re:I'll tell you why (Score:5, Interesting)

      by giminy (94188) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:04PM (#23848489) Homepage Journal
      I thought my original message was perhaps too harsh and didn't offer any ideas on solution. So I decided to write a reply to myself.

      I'd like to emphasize that there are some great people that work in DARPA and the various other research labs. I was definitely fortunate to work with or at least meet with the people that I did during my time in DoD. Quite a few people are technical and smart, and can see some big problems that we're facing. That is an incredibly good thing. I think that, from a human resources angle, the research labs are facing a legitimate problem though: they need people with technical expertise and passion to do a job that does not utilize that technical expertise and passion in a very glamorous way. It is downright demeaning to a lot of people with advanced degrees in a subject to do a job that doesn't involve actually doing the stuff that they studied, but instead watching other people do that stuff (and often doing it wrong!).

      It is incredibly hard for DARPA and other agencies to spin the job in the right way to smart people. My point is that they're going about this whole 'selling the job' thing wrong -- they should try to change the job a bit to make it more technical in order to get people interested. Maybe they (the Congress) could require government contractors to accept the government-employed contract manager into their fold as a department head, paid for by the government. It could certainly be an interesting experiment that might yield a good outcome (which, I daresay, would be research worth funding).
  • Two words: (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:44PM (#23848253)
    Security Clearance.

    We're rejecting and canning people because of even the most minor and often ancient of unrelated and innocuous financial transgressions and social relations -- even for the most insignificant of positions in government, contractors and even subcontractors thereof.

    It's asinine. There are senators and congressmen with worse records and credit than contractors denied clearance to mop their floors.

    The process is so intrusive and debasing that many people take one look at the paperwork and simply walk away.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:04PM (#23848495)
    As a young professor at a top CS program, I can give a simple reason CS interest in DARPA has waned: because DARPA funding as waned, both in the amount of available grant money and the attractiveness of the terms.

    While NSF grants have little oversight, require few deliverables, and have 3-4 year terms, DARPA grants increasingly have 1.5-2 year horizons, require regular reports and site visits, and have go/no-go mid-term decisions. Furthermore, DARPA projects increasingly want deliverables and seek classification. Thus, while NSF still allows you to engage in more blue-sky, high-risk research, DARPA is interested in advanced development. Not quite the thing academics and grad students signed up for. No surprise most DARPA funding has switched from universities to contractors.

    Most academics I know would love to return to the DARPA gravy-train of pre-Tony Tether days; the funding terms and dollar amounts just aren't there currently.

    This CRA post summarized it well:

        http://www.cra.org/govaffairs/blog/archives/000624.html [cra.org]

  • Are you kidding? (Score:5, Informative)

    by thermowax (179226) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:05PM (#23848509)
    As a veteran of several Federal institutions, both as a contractor and a Fed, I can tell you that there are a multitude of reasons why the government has a hard time getting people:

    1. The hiring process for Federal employees sucks. It is byzantine and SLOW. One of the more progressive agencies was able to bring me on in a couple of months, but another took a YEAR. The average is somewhere in the middle. I had reasons to wait at the time (had to see what was behind that big NSA fence) but why would anyone wait under normal circumstances when contractors/the private sector moves so much more quickly?
    2. The pay sucks. The GS scheme tops out at around $120K right now. There are grades that pay more (SES) but without going into detail, good luck with that. Anyone with solid experience in security/enterprise IP engineering/etc can smoke that as a contractor or in the private sector.
    3. The atmosphere sucks. The government may be trying to change, but everything you've ever heard about the stereotypical gov't employee is generally true. Some agencies are better than others, but at most the fat guy with the polyester leisure suit lives on.
    4. The positive reinforcement sucks. Managers have little ability to give raises or promotions. In some agencies, spot awards are used, but most still view them as evil.
    5. The benefits suck. Is there any other employer in this day and age that doesn't have maternity leave? The rest (medical, 401(k)) are par. The pension is nice, if you stick around long enough to qualify.
    6. The culture sucks. No matter how much they try to change, years of hiring the sub-par have infused the gov't with a culture of sluggish bureaucracy. This will take decades to undo. Also, this is precisely the kind of environment that will drive a decent technical person raving mad in short order.

    Noone who [knows|can do] better would ever work for the Federal Government.
  • by Khelder (34398) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:29PM (#23848797)
    It's true that DARPA is part of the DoD, but the research it has sponsored in the past has given benefits far beyond the military. Examples of things it's sponsored include:
      * Networking (the Internet)
      * Graphics
      * Timesharing systems
      * VLSI
      * RISC
      * RAID
      * Parallel and high-performance computing

    As for not wanting to work there, it's like other comments have said: DARPA program managers don't *do* research, they manage people who do (and really it's more like: they manage people like professors and company project managers, and *those* people manage the students and scientists who actually *do* the research). People get PhDs for different reasons, of those who got one to do research, few of them want to be that far removed from actually doing it.
    • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:26PM (#23848027)
      We are all getting paid much better in the private sector.
      • by RMB2 (936187) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @09:04PM (#23849157)
        It's not that I want to get paid better. I actually care almost nothing about that.
        I just won't make weapons. And sorry AC, no salary would make me change my mind.
        Please, flame on all, and tell me how many useful technologies are spun off from DARPA research everyday. And, come to think of it, how many weapons are created out of 'off-label' uses of otherwise innocuous. I guess, for me, it's principle.

        I wonder if studies exist of correlations between higher education and pacifism...
              • by phunster (701222) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:23PM (#23848729)
                I disagree and ask that you look there again. You will see that IBM is hiring in China, Mexico, Brazil, Russia, etc., etc., maybe 10% of the jobs are in the US.

                I worked for IBM for 10 years - the best and the brightest rarely stay there because it doesn't take long to realise that layoffs at IBM have more to do with stock prices quarter to quarter and politics. IBM is as guilty as the govt and many other companies regarding outsourcing. The best and the brightest beat a path to the exit.

                It once was a great company, sadly they have lost their way and essentially become a marketing company.

                  • by phunster (701222) on Thursday June 19 2008, @01:34AM (#23851337)
                    Point taken. And I do not mean in any way to denigrate the talents and abilities of these folks. What upsets me is the constant demands for higher visa quotas because the execs say that we don't have the talent here. That our colleges aren't very good and on and on. If they were to be honest they would simply say, there are plenty of talented well educated people here already but we choose to hire from outside of the country so that we can pay lower wages.

                    In the end we find that more and more of these foreign hires go back to their own countries bringing with them the knowledge and experience gained here at lower wages. Lower because our local corporations care not one whit for the future of this country, only that they hit their quarterly marks. I don't blame the foreign workers, I would do exactly as they do. At the end we as a country have underemployed, discouraged, talented and yes even brilliant engineers and scientist who can no longer compete in the marketplace becasue they were never given the opportunity to sharpen their skills in a real world environment.
    • by caffeinemessiah (918089) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:26PM (#23848029) Journal

      maybe smart geeks are, well, not stupid, and don't want to get sent of to die in some other country?

      Playing along with the "other country" theme, if you step into a graduate engineering department, you're likely to find a majority of non U.S. citizens comprising the graduate student workforce. These people are also ineligible for most U.S. Govt. fellowships and jobs that require a decent level of security clearance. Thus, DARPA might be having a tough time recruiting top-notch talent because most of the talent is ineligible to work for DARPA.

      • Re:Umm, because .... (Score:5, Informative)

        by Ortega-Starfire (930563) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:19PM (#23848667) Journal
        This is correct. The best and brightest US citizens are not US born, and not eligible to work for these groups. The first example I could think of off the top of my head is the story of the student who builds rail guns and laser guns for fun and for his doctorate, the DOD approached him with 2 jobs and then found out he was not a born US citizen.

        Excerpted from his site, powerlabs.org:

        From its conception, the original PowerLabs Linear Magnetic Accelerator ("Rail Gun", or "Railgun") was conceived for the primary goal of simply proving that it could be done; on a low budget, with common materials and powered by a never tried before electrolytic capacitor bank.
          In that, it was extremely successful: Not only did the gun fire flawlessly over 30 times (it is not uncommon for research rail guns to break down in the first shot), but it also attracted vastly more attention than I could ever have hoped for:
        After its page generated hundreds of thousands of hits, the gun was featured on Discovery Channel, TV6, numerous newspaper and magazine articles, and earned me several job offers from the private sector, research institutes, and industry. The highlight of the popularity of this project came in the form of two separate offers from laboratories associated with the department of defense (DoD), which, apparently can't hire me because I was not born in the USA (someone must have forgotten that the majority of the best scientists and engineers in the world weren't born here)...
          • Re:Umm, because .... (Score:5, Informative)

            by profplump (309017) <zach@kotlarek.com> on Wednesday June 18 2008, @10:22PM (#23849925) Homepage
            If that's not racism, I don't know what is

            I'm gonna go ahead and say that discrimination based on, you know, race is a better example of "racism". Discrimination based on national origin is called "nationalism". Note the common root words in both cases.

            Now nationalism might still be a bad time, and might even lead to racism if people of a particular nationality commonly share a race, (see the use of "Mexican" as a racial slur against all latinos regardless of national origin) but it is not racism in and of itself.
            • by Hal_Porter (817932) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @11:25PM (#23850457)

              If that's not racism, I don't know what is

              I'm gonna go ahead and say that discrimination based on, you know, race is a better example of "racism". Discrimination based on national origin is called "nationalism". Note the common root words in both cases.
              Actually it's not even that. I'm not a US citizen and hence I don't have a right to be in the US. The US isn't being racist if it decides not to let me in. Just like China or Japan, or Chad wouldn't be racist in deciding not to let me in. I'm not from those countries and so I don't have a right to go to them.

              If a US employer decides to hire someone from the US instead of me, that's also not racist. Maybe they want to avoid all the paperwork and expense of getting me a work permit. Or maybe they want to hire someone that can come in for an interview on short notice. No one would say that a California company was being regionalist in deciding to hire a local rather than someone from New York.

        • Re:Naw (Score:5, Funny)

          by 4D6963 (933028) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @09:48PM (#23849621)

          I'd rather live in a cardboard box than help Bush kill brown people.
          Wow, I never knew Bush had a grudge against Oompa Loompas!
    • by Schnoogs (1087081) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:38PM (#23848181)
      Yeah because DARPA is a part of the infrantry.
    • by McGiraf (196030) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:49PM (#23848293) Homepage
      "While I've known many brilliant people involved in making stuff for the military, most intelligent people also seem to be anti-military. I'm not saying that people are stupid to be pro-military, just that there seems to be some correlation." The correlation is this: You are anti-miltary. You think you are intelligent. (Everybody does) You think that people that agree with you are also intelligent. (Everybody does) I am sure that pro-military persons think that most intelligent people also seem to be pro-military. Personally I'm anti-miltary, and really dumb.
      • by McGiraf (196030) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @07:51PM (#23848327) Homepage
        Too dumb to preview it seems

        fixed:

        "While I've known many brilliant people involved in making stuff for the military, most intelligent people also seem to be anti-military. I'm not saying that people are stupid to be pro-military, just that there seems to be some correlation."

        The correlation is this:

        You are anti-miltary.
        You think you are intelligent. (Everybody does)
        You think that people that agree with you are also intelligent. (Everybody does)

        I am sure that pro-military persons think that most intelligent people also seem to be pro-military.

        Personally I'm anti-miltary, and really dumb.
    • by samkass (174571) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:00PM (#23848441) Homepage Journal
      I think you just offended a lot of people. I certainly did a little soul searching when the startup I worked for got bought out by a large defense contractor, but in the end I can't directly affect whether we go to war or not, but I sure as heck can give our soldiers the tools they need to come home alive. Yes, I tend to vote Democrat and I think the Iraq war was one of the most boneheaded public policy decisions in my lifetime, but I still go to work every day supporting the troops in a very real way (unlike most of those who think supporting the troops means buying yellow magnets and bumper stickers).
    • Troll? Maybe. But... (Score:5, Informative)

      by GradiusCVK (1017360) <originalcvk AT gmail DOT com> on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:10PM (#23848559)
      Is the parent really a troll? Well, let's try something new... let's evaluate his claims, one at a time, logically and without any bias against his overall position on the issue.

      The government is obviously corrupt
      Well this must be false, it's been proven time [wikipedia.org] and again [washingtonpost.com] that our government is beyond corruption.

      The government is obviously corrupt and working hand in hand with organizations out to destroy the internet.
      It's quite obvious to even the most cynical of observers that there is [wikipedia.org] absolutely [wikipedia.org] no [wikipedia.org] collusion [wikipedia.org] between the government [riaa.org] and any [mpaa.org] organization [riaa.com] that might be seen as antagonistic to the foundational [eff.org] principles [eff.org] of [eff.org] the [eff.org] internet [eff.org].

      The government is obviously corrupt and working hard to make it easier for these same organizations to engage in a domestic terrorism campaign via lawsuits.
      Well here the OP just get silly, I mean come on, a campaign of terrorism via lawsuits? That would imply scaring people into following an organization's agenda [riaa.org] by scare tactics, such as unlimited, unprovoked, irrational, abusive lawsuits and illegal legislation. That's just ludicrous.
      You guys are right, OP is a troll.
      • by 2.7182 (819680) on Wednesday June 18 2008, @08:28PM (#23848787)
        Who wants to work at a crazy bureurcracy like DARPA ? It is an old boys network that is a way to give pork to industry and professors. They've had some successes, but hey that's shotgun science for you. They mostly like to make up crazy ideas that won't work. I worked on a robot project for them for a few years. It was insane. There was no way to do what they wanted - but my university got lots of money!!!