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Microsoft To Offer Free Anti-Virus Software

Posted by kdawson on Tue Nov 18, 2008 09:19 PM
from the another-industry-done-gone dept.
Dynamoo writes "The good news is that Microsoft have announced free anti-virus software for consumers, dubbed Morro, available late next year. The bad news is ... well, exactly the same. Although Microsoft's anti-malware products are pretty good, this move could drive many competitors out of business and create a dangerous security monoculture; major rivals will be lawyering up already. On the other hand, many malware infections could be prevented even by basic software. So is this going to be a good or bad thing overall?"
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  • by jelizondo (183861) * <[jerry] [at] [elizondo-family.net]> on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:21PM (#25811675) Homepage

    If it comes free with the OS it will drive away competitors because Joe-sixpack is
    not going to spend any money to replace something he got for free, even if it sucks.

    On the other hand, if any feature needs to be part of the OS is precisely a form of
    protection against malware.

    Come to think of it, if MS does a bad job of protecting PCs and drives away
    competition on virus protection, maybe the company will finally implode and let other OSes
    get a greater market-share.

    • by dnoyeb (547705) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:26PM (#25811719) Homepage Journal

      Its illogical. How can you produce a product that attacks things attempting to exploit your holes when you have the ability to patch the holes?

      If they sold it, it would be a conflict of interest.

      • by Sancho (17056) * on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:29PM (#25811751) Homepage

        Antivirus guards against trojans, too. Not much Microsoft can do to patch if the user is insistent upon running that program (i.e. the security hole is in the meat), but a whole lot of them will sit up and take notice if their antivirus pops up and warns them away.

        • by quanticle (843097) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:50PM (#25811961) Homepage

          but a whole lot of them will sit up and take notice if their antivirus pops up and warns them away.

          You'd think so, but that's simply not the case. In my time as a PC tech. I saw all too many PCs where the user had clicked on something, seen repeated antivirus/anti-spyware warnings and still continued with the installation. Basically, it comes down to an issue of trust. People distrust their antivirus as much as they distrust the random crapware they download from the Internet. So, when the antivirus pops up and tells them, "Hey, this software is going to bring along a virus," they feel safe in ignoring it, since they've seen all too many false alarms for other things (like tracking cookies).

          • by Sancho (17056) * on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:52PM (#25811983) Homepage

            Well, I said a lot, not all. Remember, as a PC tech, you've got a locality bias. You're seeing a lot of people whose PCs were infected. The ones who practice safe computing probably don't come in as much.

          • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 19 2008, @01:37AM (#25814007)

            Don't forget the ones who click on misleading popups that say "You may have a virus", thereby installing malware.

          • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 19 2008, @05:12AM (#25815147)

            It is much worse... I got a trojan on my system, a Net Devil, roll-your-own type. Before I went to uninstall it, I debugged it and got the ICQ account details. I used the credentials to log into the account and changed the password. I watched as the victim IP addresses poured in! To investigate, I downloaded the client half of Net Devil and connected to a few victims. Total access!

            Screen capture, key logger, executable, download, upload, you name it! It had a feature to send popup messages that I used to tell the victim they had a virus and they should take steps immediately to remove it. Some would unplug their computers immediately, while others would just click OK and keep going. I would send another message like "No really! You have a virus!" and they still just pressed OK and just kept typing their IM. Of course, it usually got their attention when I opened 30 message dialogs in a row. The most effective way I got their attention was to turn their graphics upside-down and open their CD/DVD tray :) Nothing like a ghost in the machine to wake them up.

            • Other variations:
            • launch winamp and crank up the volume
            • same, but use a pr0n clip from their stash
            • (most sinister) activating their webcam
            • (silent, yet dreadful) the keylogger

            It had an option to remove the trojan from the host, so I cleaned up a few, but the IP addresses kept flowing in worldwide (esp. France?) and it was rather depressing trying to help users that pretty much ignored anything but the blatant scare tactics.

            • by bill_kress (99356) on Wednesday November 19 2008, @01:23PM (#25820993)

              How did you get the ICQ password? If it was used by the trojan to log into an ICQ account and send messages, then after you changed it no other clients would have been able to send messages.

              It's a good story, but smells a little fishy right there...

          • by griffjon (14945) <GriffJon AT Hotmail DOT com> on Wednesday November 19 2008, @09:58AM (#25817391) Homepage Journal

            Also, remember that to really "fix" Windows, an intense redesign of user permissions and system architecture would really be needed, something that MS has yet to suck up and do, for a variety of reasons (I'd posit that they misstepped by not doing it for Vista, but that's with hindsight).

            If, however, MS wants to continue to capture the developing world market, this is something they simply had to do. The TCO of a MS deployment has a huge recurrent cost just for A-V licensing, especially when you get the low-entry-cost "Unlimited Potential" and "Starter Edition" licenses for XP.

            Now, the real question is how will McAfee respond to this? I always harbored a conspiracy theory that MS was getting some form of kickbacks from the various A-V vendors in return for not doing this exact thing.

        • by Darkness404 (1287218) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @10:06PM (#25812095)
          In the pre-Vista age perhaps, but with UAC and the paranoid level of dialogues in browsers needed to get anything done, Joe Sixpack is going to just click allow, even if that means he has to pay $300 to get his box repaired by the Geek Squad. The problem is, by increasing the amount of warnings, the less likely anyone is going to care about them.
            • by rts008 (812749) <rts008@@@hotmail...com> on Wednesday November 19 2008, @04:18AM (#25814883) Journal

              "Now I ask you, is any of the above something a normal user (without administrative rights) should be able to do?"

              Emphatic NO!

              I do not know anything about Vista first-hand. I have info from my co-worker(he said that it is 'different' from XP,sort of, but overall not bad-seems to like it a little better than XP, but dislikes some changes. I had previously set him up with Kubuntu 8.04, and he has become partial to that over Xp or Vista, but still dual boots with more time spent in Kubuntu than Vista.), and what I 'hear' here and elsewhere on the internet.

              I understand(from above info) that Vista is a positive step forward for MS on the security front, and can only applaud that-diminishing malware is a GOOD thing no matter which OS someone is using.

              Having said that, I do have to admit(from personal experience as a PC tech, and as a self-employed in spare time 'Window' cleaner and tuner-upper, that MS has inadvertently 'trained' users to click on the 'allow' button on pop-ups during upgrafes/installs/changes since at least the Win95 days to 'just get stuff done'.

              "I wish this myth would die."

              Good luck with that.
              I have been wishing the same for the '*nix is too hard to learn for a n00b'* meme that even pops up here on /., but I don't hold my breath. I suggest you don't either.

              Your list seems accurate to me, and I have to agree with you.
              We should be more objective here, but it seems that religion/politics/OS discussions seem to bring out the trolls and flamers.
              Loyalty for what you believe in(human nature-at the risk of an off-topic thread/flamefest) is deeply embedded here.

              *disclaimer: I have been 'anti-MS since the whole WGA implementation' days when I switched to *nix, but I agree with everything you said.

      • by shird (566377) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @11:11PM (#25812665) Homepage Journal

        Why does everyone seem to think Windows somehow allows malware due to 'holes' in the OS? Malware isn't any different to normal software from the OS' perspective. If you can write legitimate software than can send an email, or download an image and display it to the user, then you can write 'malware' that can send spam or display advertisements. Idiot.

        • by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF (813746) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @11:38PM (#25812913)

          Why does everyone seem to think Windows somehow allows malware due to 'holes' in the OS?

          Because, statistically speaking, malware running is the result of holes in the OS and most infections are worms that run with no user interaction at all. The malware you describe is called a trojan and, while a serious problem, is still not the most common type of malware infection (note there are more trojans than worms, but each trojan hits a much smaller number of systems).

        • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 18 2008, @11:44PM (#25812949)

          > Why does everyone seem to think Windows somehow allows malware due to 'holes' in the OS? Malware isn't any different to normal software from the OS' perspective. If you can write legitimate software than can send an email, or download an image and display it to the user, then you can write 'malware' that can send spam or display advertisements.

          Windows think. Installing software can indeed be made totally different to normal software from the OS perspective.

          Windows will just blindly and happily execute anything it thinks it has been requested to execute.

          On Linux or BSD, files aren't executable by default. The OS just won't run them. Any attempt to make a file executable requires a local user to manually enter a password. Hence, if a user is asked for a password ... especially the administrator password ... they are immediately alerted ... "hang on a minute, I wasn't trying to install anything just then, or make a change to the system". Having to enter a password is like waving a great big red warning flag. "Whoop, whoop, install happening!! Attention, attention ... did you mean this?"

          Amongst Windows users (being used to the complete lack of concepts such as these), Windows' complete lack of adequate security is often confused for security being impossible to achieve.

          Windows think. Its everywhere.

        • by blueZ3 (744446) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @11:51PM (#25813015) Homepage

          On many fronts, the malware situation on Windows is the OS's fault.

          First, OS files should not be writable by random executables on the system. Period. The idea that bobs_your_uncle_32.exe, installed on a user account, runs as a superuser and can modify important system files is completely idiotic. The inability of Microsoft to implement a basic separation between privilege levels is the root of the problem (pun intended)--and they don't get to weasel out of it by saying "you COULD run/install software as a local user" because their FUBAR'd implementation meant that wasn't a realistic option.

          Secondly, a lot of malware installation has historically been the result of stupid things that Microsoft did to be "helpful"--like automatically executing scripts in Outlook's preview pane. Or the idea that installation of software should be "silent"--where a program can be downloaded and installed without any user interaction. Brilliant.

          Microsoft has made (some small) improvements in these areas. But they're not off the hook by any means.

            • by rrohbeck (944847) on Wednesday November 19 2008, @01:19AM (#25813889)

              That would mean that all legacy SW, including MS's own, would stop working. They all rely on being able to write all over the system. And without backwards compatibility, what's the impetus to stay with Windows?
              Backwards compatibility is why they needed something as screwy as UAC.

            • by Anpheus (908711) on Wednesday November 19 2008, @01:38AM (#25814017)

              Microsoft very heavily considered making Vista have a user-level account that required UAC to prompt for an admin account and password. Of course, you can set up your computer like that, but picking good defaults is something every programmer is aware of.

              Unfortunately, Microsoft is all too well aware that picking the low-level user default means a lot more people would complain about their computers being 'broken,' because of the following reasons:
              1) Microsoft had not fully transitioned its own services and utilities to use UAC tokens well, which results in multiple dialogs when trying to perform a single action on a protected file in a protected folder. Technically it's multiple actions, but they didn't make any way for a UAC token to apply to multiple events like that. (I leave the reasoning behind that to the reader.)
              2) ISVs had not, until this point, had to deal with any more than an insignificant fraction of the users running without admin access. Even in internet cafes, the default user is typically an administrator that has had certain privileges removed, because it's easier to start from admin and start taking things away than it is to start from a low level account and add all the myriad, complex ACLs that you need to make 99% of programs work flawlessly.
              3) ...
              4) Profit: by making Vista annoy users and developers sufficiently that fewer applications will need administrator to run. According to Microsoft's data from opt-in user information, there has been a marked drop in applications that request administrator rights, about 50%. That's -tremendous- news, and there is still a downward trend. Fixing the Microsoft default security settings over a series of OS releases makes the entire thing less expensive, and with all the flak Vista got, their decision to not add one more thing to the pile of bad things Vista does by default is the only sensible one.

              Windows 7 fixes many unnecessary UAC prompts and allows you to set users to have different levels of prompting, and I would put money on Windows 8 using a default low rights user as the final step in the transition. Reply here if you want to set it up :)

    • by mazarin5 (309432) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:27PM (#25811729) Journal

      It would be a very difficult stretch for MS to sell an anti-virus program for Windows. That would be like selling defective car tires, and then charging extra for the patches.

      I don't think that most AV vendors have to worry though; Microsoft's AV division is likely to be as good at plugging security holes and patching exploitable bugs as the rest of the company.

      • by ozphx (1061292) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:37PM (#25811833) Homepage

        Yeah it would be like selling a car and including a jack and wheelbrace. Or providing a repair service for your phone in case you drop it.

        Or wait... I know... Microsoft could just plug this hole by preventing users from getting admin privileges at all! Also from now on, all data should carry the NOEX bit - wherever it exists - which would be a trivial modification to IP/HDDs/etc. Sucks for anyone that wants to use a compiler - but you just can't be too safe.

            • by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF (813746) on Wednesday November 19 2008, @12:46AM (#25813581)

              What monopoly? Last time I checked Mac and Linux existed.

              You obviously don't understand what MS's market for desktop OS's is. They sell very few of them as boxed copies to individuals. They have a small market selling site licenses to corporations, but by far their largest market is computer OEMs like Dell. So if you were running Dell, would you license OS X to run on the computers you sell? Nope, because Apple isn't selling them. Hence, OS X and Macs are not a valid competitor. Would you pre-install Linux? Well maybe, but it is not a valid competitor in most cases because of software lock-ins. It has basically no market share and certainly not enough to affect whether or not MS has enough market share to unduly influence other markets (70% is the amount regulators start looking hard at). Generally, if the closest thing you can find to a competitor is a product developed by hobbyists disgusted with having no choices and given away for free... well that's a bloody good sign there is a monopoly at work.

              MS has a virtual monopoly by merit of being the most used but that's not the same as an actual monopoly. As long as other choices exist any monopoly argument falls apart.

              Legally and economically, you don't have to be the only option to wield undue influence in markets and undermine the benefits of capitalism. You're not going to find any reputable economists not being paid by MS who claim MS does not wield monopoly influence in the desktop OS market and MS has, in fact, been found to have such influence by the US courts, the EU courts, and several other nations. Sorry, but at this point the argument that MS doesn't have a monopoly can only be the result of burying your head in the sand. What, do you think it's all some sort of global conspiracy of lawyers, judges, and economists?

              More akin to there being 3 power companies and one following the practices you describe while the others don't, and people just being too lazy, stupid, or in the dark to switch to another company.

              Not at all. The analogy holds up very well. MS is the power distribution monopoly in your geographic location. Apple is the guy who sells solar cells and windmills and fuel cell generators which cost a bundle but are economic for some uses in some locations over the very long term and prevent you from having to deal with the power distribution company (but do not distribute power themselves). Linux is the guy who drives a big truck full of car batteries to the nearest power plant, pays to charge them all up, then drives back home and hooks them up to run his house for another couple of days. They are alternatives that allow one to avoid MS, but not much in the way of actual competitors in the same market.

    • by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF (813746) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:29PM (#25811747)

      If it comes free with the OS it will drive away competitors because Joe-sixpack is not going to spend any money to replace something he got for free, even if it sucks.

      Agreed. If there were to be real competition for OS's then consumers could choose the OS with the best anti-virus and we'd still have competition. Right now, that is not the case though.

      On the other hand, if any feature needs to be part of the OS is precisely a form of protection against malware.

      Again, I agree that the technology needs to be there, but not necessarily the data. If the DOJ had a clue they'd see this as an antitrust issue and order Microsoft to implement the technology, but open up the whitelist, blacklist, and detection heuristics as an open spec and then require MS sell their service separate from the OS and on even ground with any other company that wanted to compete. Hell, require the data feed to be an open standard so Macs and Linux could implement it and plug in to the same anti-virus blacklist feeds and we'd have some real progress in the industry, for a change.

    • Presumably this will only be for Windows 7 as it is to be released around that time too.
  • About bloody time (Score:5, Insightful)

    by jaxtherat (1165473) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:21PM (#25811687) Homepage

    That's all I have to say.

    • I don't know... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by blueZ3 (744446) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @11:56PM (#25813077) Homepage

      I don't believe in trusting the wolves to guard the sheep.

      Why would anyone sane trust the company that either a) couldn't be bothered to fix exploits, or b) doesn't have the smarts to find the exploits, to protect them?

      If Microsoft can afford to find these exploits and block them using their AV product, why can't they just patch the OS? It could be the deafening sound of greed... or some other, more mundane reason.

      But my basic question stands: if they can do this in AV, why can't they do it in their OS?

  • Yeah, but (Score:5, Funny)

    by NoStrings (622372) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:22PM (#25811697)

    Does it run on Linux?

  • by White Flame (1074973) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:27PM (#25811725)

    Microsoft has done enough to break backwards compatibility already. They should just go the whole hog and on their next iteration, do a ground-up security analysis and refactoring of their OS, instead of trying to prevent & remove malware that latches onto existing API problems that some software might use legitimately.

    It wouldn't be impossible to give private sandboxes to "legacy" apps that don't use the new secure APIs.

    • by Nico3d3 (930755) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:42PM (#25811893)
      Couldn't have used better words to describe what I was thinking. Instead of reusing and unsecured platform for every new Windows version, why not start something completly from scratch like Apple did. We were able to use the Classic environnement in OS X when we needed old app compatibility and it didn't cause any security concerns because the OS9 program were running in a sandbox. The Classic environnement disappeared in OS X Leopard but, we can still use Sheepsaver emulator if we really need OS9. It wouldn't be the first time they copy Apple anyway ;-)
      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        Sandboxes for legacy apps will remind consumers that they didn't want to upgrade in the first place.

        Of course, they can't help but upgrade since their new computer came with the new Windows and they're not going to go spend $100 on XP since they already have an OS.

      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        The NT kernel isn't the problem really. They don't need a new kernel, they just need far better auditing of the attendant software that surrounds it.

  • by Ritz_Just_Ritz (883997) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:27PM (#25811733)

    I've used both Avast and AVG freeware products with good results. Zero infections over the last couple of years.

    As a consumer, it sure would be nice to have the OS actually ship with something that keeps the naughty people out, but there are a number of freely available alternatives already.

    http://www.avast.com/eng/download-avast-home.html [avast.com]
    http://free.avg.com/ [avg.com]

    'course, if you use Linux then you can probably safely ignore the threat for now.

    Cheers,

      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        I had enjoyed AVG even though I didn't frequent sites or normally present infectable machines to the Internet. However, with their latest version (v8), I've found this to be the case as well, it quarantines legitimate files. Specifically, a program I used with nLite to create add-in programs for build CD's was flagged as dangerous and to be quarantined. I sent it in and AVG basically told me it was detected properly.

        I've uninstalled AVG and don't plan to look at it for AV protection in the future.

  • by Jane Q. Public (1010737) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:28PM (#25811739)
    Microsoft has long had the strategy that "We don't need to do that... we are creating a rich fertile ground for third-party developers."

    (Which of course brings up: if they create rich fertile soil, what does that make them? But I digress...)

    Then, as Microsoft so famously does, it reverses its strategy and promises to partners, when it becomes convenient for them.

    The free products are probably better anyway. Sorry, Microsoft, but you are reduced to catering only to fools. Admittedly, that is a rather large market.
  • My thanks (Score:5, Funny)

    by cyrus0 (1288340) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:32PM (#25811783)
    That reminds me, I need to put duct tape over all the rust on my car. Thing should hold up like a champ!
  • by neonux (1000992) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:37PM (#25811831)

    From Wikipedia [wikipedia.org] :

    Built initially in 1589 in response to raids on Havana harbor, el Morro protected the mouth of the harbor with a chain being strung out across the to the fort at La Punta. It first saw action in the 1762 British expedition against Cuba when Lord Albemarle landed in Cojimar and attacked the fort defended by Luis Vicente de Velasco e Isla from its rear. It fell because the English could command the high ground

  • by Surreal Puppet (1408635) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:38PM (#25811847) Journal
    The antivirus market is, as everyone knows, the most FUD-filled part of the security industry. The effectiveness of different antivirus products is largely anecdotal, and shifts rapidly because of the arms race between virus writers and antivirus manufacturers. As it stands now, even "expert" end user cannot ascertain the relative effectiveness of the suites, and because antivirus products are still heuristics-based with a few "depacker" routines built in, they only catch the really obvious fish. (One funny thing with this is, if you pack an executable with a common yet relatively complicated packer, say "redeye", it'l get caught, but if you just jump in and jumble up the instructions with a debugger you can make it "invisible" easily). Because of this reliance on FUD to sell, and because there *is* already fierce competition in the antivirus market, maybe this won't change much, unless MS locks other vendors out somehow. Or will it be a different form of competition, because of the now-asymmetrical playing field? MS has an advantage in that they have access to the code and people who wrote the code, and designed the OS architecture.
  • Odds are... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Voyager529 (1363959) <voyager529@NosPAM.yahoo.com> on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:39PM (#25811851)
    1. It will probably go the way of Movie Maker, Windows Mail, and a few other apps that are now optional downloads.

    2. It will be a basic virus scanner and will probably not replace NOD32 or another fully featured scanner.

    3. Webroot seems to be doing just fine even though Windows Defender has been around for a few years now. Same for Spybot, Ad-Aware, and any number of other apps.

    4. Compounded with #3, Microsoft Antivirus will be entering a well established field with plenty of household name competitors. Norton and McAffee are well known names that most consumers know and will probably opt for (quality of software notwithstanding).

    5. Many smaller firms (Kaspersky comes to mind) have consumers as their small-fry and make their big bucks off volume licenses. It appears that Morro isn't competing here.

    6. Whether accurate or not, perception or reality, many people consider Microsoft Security Solutions to be an oxymoron. So long as it can be uninstalled, people will be free to add their own antivirus software (see point #4).

    Joey

  • by fermion (181285) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:39PM (#25811857) Homepage Journal
    In this case, the reason most anti-virus software will leave is that anti-virus software seems to be very difficult to write and maintain. Most of the software cause unwanted side effects, various interruptions to productivity, and other negative factors. Since anti-virus software uniformly sucks, one might as well use the free sucky software from MS.

    That is if it works. Windows defender, in my experience, does not work nearly well enough. I have it on my MS Windows computers because it is installed by default by MS. I still run spybot to actually protect the machine. My fear is that MS is not going to that good of a job, but people are going to feel that the MS protection is enough, and not lay in that second line of defense. Maybe the company that built all the security holes is the best to build the defense against them. Maybe not.

    • by symbolset (646467) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @10:53PM (#25812491) Journal

      The reasons why antivirus software exists is because Microsoft software security uniformly sucks, almost all software for the platform is pathetically vulnerable to exploitation and people don't patch it - mostly because the patches themselves are often toxic and because the patching system is so archaic every program needs its own update monitor and installer, each with permission to update software on the box and each subject to its own vulnerabilities. People also don't patch because many of them are using pirated windows or other software and are leery of getting the WGA virus, so they don't patch and become a persistent blight on the global network.

      Microsoft making an antivirus isn't going to solve any of these problems, and Microsoft making the quality of antivirus software that matches their anti-malicious software effort will make things worse. It will, however, drive yet another category of software partner out of business. It's good to have goals, I guess.

  • by corsec67 (627446) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:48PM (#25811941) Homepage Journal

    Anti-virus really shouldn't be needed (Obligatory XKCD [xkcd.com]), but if they are going to offer the updates for free as well, that could be a good thing.

    It could also be a very bad thing, since it would lead to a near monoculture of OS+antivirus, so you only have to crack one platform and the associated antivirus to write a virus, and don't really have to worry about other antivirus software products.

    Antivirus is "enumerate the bad" which generally doesn't work well, instead of having a whitelist of acceptable software.

  • by symbolset (646467) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:51PM (#25811973) Journal

    The opportunities for humor start here and go on forever. I guess we might as well start:

    "My God! Its full of fails!" "Like buying antibiotics from the hooker." "TrunkMonkey equipped with chair." "Would you like Warez with that?" "Antivirus vendors: Oooh. That's what 'gold partner' means!" "Hi, I'm a Mac ... and I'm a PC (achoo)." Good Lord this stuff writes itself. Hold on while I microwave some popcorn.

  • anti-MS already? (Score:4, Informative)

    by CannonballHead (842625) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:59PM (#25812037)

    It's free. If ANY other company (Apple, HP, anyone) decided they were going to release free antivirus software, anti-malware, blah blah blah, it'd probably be a good thing. MS does it and it can't be good, they're just fixing their own software, it is their own fault to begin with, etc. One would think we'd have gotten at least more creative at blasting MS.

    On a more constructive note, it doesn't matter if MS ships it free with Windows. IE ships free with Windows, Safari ships free with Mac, Konqueror ships free, etc. The user that doesn't know any better to begin with is not going to go out and look for the best (out of 25) anti-virus and anti-malware solution possible. The user that doesn't know any better will use what Windows comes with. So what's wrong with MS providing free software with it's own product? Nobody seems to gripe about Konqueror being default in KDE, even though I presonally dislike it as a web browser.

    Now, if they do other shady things like make it hard to uninstall, or whatever, that's different. But "free anti-virus software" and "shipped with Windows" in the same sentence doesn't mean we should get out a Gates-shaped guillotine.

  • Good Idea (Score:4, Interesting)

    by binaryspiral (784263) on Wednesday November 19 2008, @12:01AM (#25813131)

    It's a good idea. sure Symantec, McAfee, and the rest are going to lose some business - I doubt it'll be a big enough dent to notice. Folks that will rely on the microsoft offering will be the same people that rely on Defender for malware prevention. Those slightly more technology minded will identify the need for something more robust.

    Chalk my vote up in the "its better than shipping it with a trialware sales pitch for some other crap" column.

  • by cheros (223479) on Wednesday November 19 2008, @12:55AM (#25813683)

    Let me see if I get this correctly.

    MS has supplied bad code for so long that an entire market has evolved around keeping that creaky wagon a bit safe. A bit like some dominant car manufacturer supplying cars without brakes, thus creating a whole aftersales market for brakes, parachutes, airbags and wall padding..

    In other words, NO track record whatsoever (nil, nada, zilch) of writing anything that actually fixes the problem they have created themselves (which figures, if they ever fixed the OS properly they would no longer be selling hope - that's the whole Vista vs XP problem), and someone is supposed to trust THEM to get it right? I bet there are plans to charge for this "feature" as well at some stage.

    (shakes head in disbelief that people continue to fall for this)

  • HaHa (Score:4, Funny)

    by secondhand_Buddah (906643) <secondhand,buddah&gmail,com> on Wednesday November 19 2008, @02:20AM (#25814309) Homepage Journal
    This is like the cigarette companies selling cancer treatments.
    • Re:Oh Yeah? (Score:4, Insightful)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:38PM (#25811841)
      As soon as you provide users who won't click on somefamouspersonnaked.exe. Let's not lie to ourselves and say that if we put the same dumb users in front of say an Ubuntu install that they wouldn't click on somefamouspersonnaked.deb or something. They'd give sudo their password too.

      Bring the users who won't do shit like that, adn then we will all have software that doesn't need anti-virus.
      • Re:Oh Yeah? (Score:5, Interesting)

        by hairyfeet (841228) <bassbeast1968@@@gmail...com> on Tuesday November 18 2008, @10:42PM (#25812411)
        What you speak of is known as The Dancing Bunny problem [codinghorror.com] which as someone who has worked nearly 15 years in PC repair I can say is all too true. I had a buddy working corporate when Melissa [wikipedia.org] hit and he said several PHB middle managers got MAD when he told them they couldn't have their attachment from that Melissa girl. He said he finally had to tell them "Go tell the boss you want to run Melissa and see what HE says". So never underestimate the incredible stupidity a user is capable of when they think there is a dancing bunny waiting for them. You should really read the link on the dancing bunnies. It is SO true!
      • by British (51765) <british1500@gmail.com> on Tuesday November 18 2008, @09:53PM (#25811989) Homepage Journal

        Well a virus is an irritating program that eats up resources, making your computer unstable, interfering with hardware, replicates and repairs itself when you attempt to delete it, and drives you insane.

        The sad thing is, a lot of system-tray startup software that insists on self-installing does the same things too. No acrobat, i don't need to be running all the time. You listening, Apple? Heck, a lot of AVG software bogs down the system so much I'm wondering if the cure is worse than the disease.

        • by Idiomatick (976696) on Tuesday November 18 2008, @10:53PM (#25812499)

          If you think AVG is bad install NortonAV. You I've never EVER seen a computer with worse virus problems then the resource hogging that AV does. I've cleaned 500+ infected machines and NOT a single one was as screwed up as just installing norton. If you use FF you don't get popups from the virus anyways. The only real problem is if the pc is added to a botnet. I'd only recomend norton to the worst 1 of 30 users. I mean they'd have to be dling kiddie porn labeled as pron.jpg.exe through IE 1.0 while uninstalling windows patches and opening every attatchment they find while shitting on hackers. (Having worked tech support yes i do believe 1 in 30 people are that stupid)